my favourite thing to do is watch people completely own homophobics on facebook
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told
I’m no expert, but I’d say he masturbated right after chopping jalapenos.
- parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
- me: fine can i go out
- parents: no
Nobody hurts my friends, man. I’ll destroy ‘em.
If anybody even tries to whisper the word ‘diet,’ I’m like, ‘You can go fuck yourself.’
Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance.
except the manatee. the manatee just wanted to say hi
Onneks mut laitetaan siihen paikalle istumaan, josta näkyy lentokoneen siipi.
im gonna beat exams the same way eren jeager beats titans
full of anger and having no fucking idea what im doing
— someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)