A wild raven perches himself on the fence of a human’s farm and squawks for help because he has three porcupine quills stuck in the side of his face. The kind humans who find him attempt to take the quills out, but not without some “lip” from the raven.
Stewards of the Earth
Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this
I play this in my car while I’m driving.
I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song
I decided this a long time ago
Try petting the cats to this.
Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay
Everytime I hear this I want to spontaneously jump on a table and begin a battle
I was like ‘wth is this” and then pressed play and fucking ICOULD GO KILL SOMEONE LETS GO YEEHAW
Every time I hear this song or a Queen song I feel like I need to be doing something epic while listening to it.
I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW EVERYONE HAS JUST LOST ALL FUCKS TO GIVE WHEN IT COMES TO AWARDS SHOWS ANYMORE
I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because:
- I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
- Not popular enough for twitter
- Facebook is dumb
Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
is anyone really happy with their nose
I need to have my faith restored in this place.
THAT SHIT EATING GRIN THOUGH
US army doctor returns arm to Vietnamese soldier fifty years after he took it as a souvenir.
there are so many intersecting levels of fucked up here
Yup that’s war for you. Taking arms as trophies then give it back to the dude you took it from and just laugh the whole time
Sam Axelrod, the doctor, had to amputate Nguyen Quang Hung’s arm. The man saved his life. You shits are all going off like he cut it off, shoved him into a rice paddy and left him to die. Christ.
Sauna bedroom. This is close to Finnish heaven.
so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:
you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!
go forth and blaspheme
As an annoying lesbian that girls have in fact done, I can verify this
my best friend is an atheist, but whenever she is comforting me with something in my life she uses examples of God to help me because she knows it makes me feel better, and vice versa, when i comfort her i never bring up God because i respect that it’s not something that helps or works for her
i feel like this is a model of how the world should work
that is perfect