any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough
ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
NOT ALL COOKIES
"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle
Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults
I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.
damn it Radio 2
I just learned a new method for business.
I love the fact that I always save bookmarks and I never visit them again yeah
NOBODY SAY A WORD
When you blink faster than the shutter camera.
nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
when u want to draw but also u don’t want to draw
do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”